After The Bachelorette Party

"Rod, what are you doing here?!" (Danielle)
"I didn't know I needed a reason to be here." (Rod)
"You don't.  I just wasn't expecting you." (Danielle)

"I wanted to make sure my lady got home safe." (Rod)
"That's sweet of you.  Are you sure that's the only reason you are here?" (Danielle)
"Well, I also wanted to make sure you didn't bring home any leftovers." (Rod)
"If by leftovers, you mean men, I wouldn't have brought them here with my mom and the kids.  I would have gone to their place." (Danielle, smiling)

"Oh really?" (Rod)

"Wow!  I think I need to go away a little more often."  (Danielle)
"How much DID you have to drink tonight? (Rod)
"I'm going to check on my mother.  I shall return." (Danielle)
"Hurry back." (Rod)

"Mom, what are you still doing up? (Danielle)
"Hello sweetie.  You know I don't sleep well.  I'll take a few catnaps throughout the night and I will be fine.  How was the party?" (Mom)
"It was wonderful.  Leslie did a really good job.  I wish you would have come.  They would have enjoyed meeting you." (Danielle)
"My bachelorette party days are over.  But I can't wait to meet all of your friends." (Mom)
"Did the boys behave."  (Danielle)

"The boys were fine.  Jacob was a little fussy before bed, but he fell asleep pretty quickly.  And of course Julian was Mr. Helper." (Mom)
"Glad to hear it." (Danielle)
"And poor Rod was a wreck.  I don't know what he thought you were going to be doing at this party." (Mom)

"That's funny.  I must say those Salsa dancers were pretty caliente!  I don't think my hips will ever be the same after that."  (Danielle)
"Well you may not want to share that with your husband-to-be.  His imagination was already getting the best of him."  (Mom)

"Well goodnight, mom."  (Danielle)
"Goodnight sweetie."  (Mom)