Thursday, June 11, 2015
"Oh No She Didn't"!
Finding a dolly online husband is a little like online dating in real life. It might look perfect for you on that computer, but getting together can be a whole different story. My Kaustik guy arrived a couple days ago, and he is even better in person. Unfortunately, he and Dasia did not mesh. However, he and Roberta immediately latched on to each other. Apparently, they were kind of seeing each other when she was in Florida. There will be a story soon to give more details about that.
"I can't believe that heifer stole my husband. Let me get a little closer." (Dasia)
"Dang, and he's fine. Look at that body." (Dasia)
Yes, look at that body. And guess what? His chest is soft and pliable. Perfect for dolly squeezing. Roberta is going to have a great time with this one.
I'm sorry he didn't work out for Dasia, but I'm very happy that Roberta has a man.
One reason why Dasia and the new guy didn't work out is because of the difference in their head sizes. Dasia has a fairly big head, and I don't think a regular action figure guy is going to work with her. So I hopped on line to see if I could find an older looking Starting Line Up sports figure. They have relatively big heads, too.
The only guy I could find that looked old enough, was this guy. I thought he might work with a few adjustments. In real life this player, Mike Messier, is white, but they gave his figure a serious tan, so I thought he could pass for a light skinned black guy. I love the outfits these guys come in. There's one major problem. I can't seem to get his gloves off, which tells me,he probably doesn't have any hands. I was able to remove the nice skates and he does have feet.
So here he is with Dasia. They have comparable head sizes, which is good. I will have to give him a new body, and I may paint him a slight darker shade to give him a little more color. All in all, I think this match will eventually grow on me.